Métier Vélo Micro-Adjusting Saddle Mount

Death to the seatpost. Long live the MASM!

I hate seatposts.  Hate them.  They slip, creak, sieze, and the collar bolts have a bad habit of breaking at inconvenient times (who carries around a spare 5mm allen bolt?  I’m racing, that’s 2 extra grams!). Speaking of extra grams, seatposts are heavy: manufacturers always claim low weights, but when you measure, they are always 250g or more.  Seatposts don’t hold your seat very well, especially single-bolt designs, I once rode 140 miles in a race with numb…well, lets just say the saddle angle slipped after I hit a pothole hard early in the pre-dawn dimness.  AND seatposts are hard to adjust; usually it is impossible to adjust the angle without messing up the fore-aft.  Don’t get me started on the side-clamp designs—they only accommodate one type of rail, and it is always the wrong type. 7mm? 10mm?—AND they catch on the insides of your shorts.

Hate them.

​Thus, I am pleased to offer the Métier Vélo Micro-Adjusting Saddle Mount (MASM). 

I believe I have solved all of the problems associated with mounting one’s saddle to one’s bicycle securely, and adjusting it easily so that it stays put in the correct position.  No  more numb, well, TMI.  Plus the MASM looks nice. Sort of like an upsidedown sock.  The MASM has the following features:

• No-slip, no-creak, no-seize, no-collar
• Accommodates 7mm & 10mm saddle rails
• 150g plus stainless hardware
• Secure, balanced symmetrical 2-bolt clamp/cradle
• Neutral-pivot angle adjustment: adjust saddle angle with
  minimal, predictable effect on height
• 60mm of micro-adjustable height at 1mm per turn
• +/- 15˚ angle adjustment around a 73˚ seat tube angle
• Fore-aft adjustment independent of saddle angle
• 25mm rail interface maximizes fore-aft adjustment
• 27.2 mm, 30.9 mm, 31.6 mm & custom diameters

The only problem is the price: currently (2016) $3,000 made to order or $2,800 option on a Métier Vélo frame. I wish I could give them away because I think everyone should have one.